Wednesday One-liners, For Chrissakes
Crazy lady: I spent two years single, and then I met Jesus. And Jesus and I have been together for four years. And Jesus never forgets to call and check in once in awhile. He says, "Hey, how you doin'?".
--Sunnyside
Overheard by: Mikey
Guy: He was into wearing slippers without socks. Like Jesus.
--Union Square station
Subway preacher: Jay Z ain't gonna save ya! Jesus'll save ya!
--West 4th Street station
2 comments:
do you think those are real?
hell's yeah. It's NYC, yo. You should read the wacked out sh*t people have posted on that site.
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