1-800-4-PRAYER
I called 1-800-4-PRAYER today after seeing it on a bumpersticker. I was disappointed to get a recorded message saying that the line is open 24/7, yet there are times when volunteers are unable to staff the phone. (If they have trouble staffing in the middle of the afternoon, something tells me they have trouble staffing all of the time.)
Not wanting to disappoint you in your time of need (and not to be responsible when you crack and throw yourself off the building), they are nice enough to record a prayer on the message so you can still pray together electronically and in absentia. Sorry to all you non-Christian idolators: the prayers are specifically answered through the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be denied.
I can see this going somewhere: What?? It's 4:45 and the client wants that report at 5 p.m.? Holy Christ! I need to call 1-800-4-PRAYER! The same thing could be said when a huge Powerball is up for grabs. Next time I'm stuck in gridlock (which may be in just a few hours), I hope to call and pray for traffic flow or rocket thrusters on my car. Maybe they could get a shortcut so I can dial '333' from my cellphone?
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One time I saw a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you Love Jesus." So, when I got on the side of the car, I honked - AND THEY STUCK THE MIDDLE FINGER AT ME. I'm not kidding. I have not laughed that hard in so long.
How terrible! Everyone knows the Jesus Fanclub is for lovers, not haters. Maybe there was a misunderstanding...you should drive with your pants on more often.
thanks for bringing this to my attention. i'll have to try it next time i am in need.
So what are all us non-believers supposed to do??? I guess we have to call 1-800-SCREWED.....
So what are all us non-believers supposed to do??? I guess we have to call 1-800-SCREWED.....
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