Monday, August 14, 2006

Candy is a Treat. Please Consume in Moderation.

This is the message I found today when I opened my package of Reese's Cups. Is this what our litigious society has come to: warning labels on food because people can't control their eating habits and/or balance it with adequate exercise?

How about:

Driving makes the trip shorter. Please drive in moderation.
Elevators are easy on the feet. Please ride in moderation.
Television gives you thoughtless pleasure. Please watch in moderation.
Dissent is a privelage of Democracy. Please dissent in moderation.

Others?

2 comments:

ruth e said...

jesus is our savior. please be saved in moderation.

The Veg said...

now that's what i'm talkin about.